Yea I know you shouldn’t make fun of retarded people. They have like the strength of ten men which is equivalent to the strength of 1 chimpanzee. So if you see a retarded chimpanzee you better turn around and you better run because that thing is like a borderline superhero. And Hollywood with their high-horse morals won’t make movies about retarded chimpanzees. Well that is unless you don’t count Vin Diesel movies which by the way I totally do. Don’t be upset because if you’re a Vin Diesel fan you shouldn’t even be here. You should be at home coloring and hoping the next one makes it to the fridge. But it won’t because elephants aren’t orange you idiot.
by Daniel Tosh